the villa bombshell résumé
apply to the villa.
fill out your bombshell résumé.
every islander's intro-VT is a padded CV and you know it — so here's yours. type your real job, one genuine skill, and one petty ick, and we'll launder you into a bombshell: real experience, inflated qualifications, here for the right reasons*. the asterisk is the ick. screenshot it, tag your friend, nominate yourself to blow up a couple.
apply to the villaa few who already applied
the software engineer, entering as a bombshell in beta
* replies 'haha' to a paragraph. you poured your heart out and got a two-character acknowledgment with no punctuation. ship him back to casa.
the dog walker, more loyal than anyone you've dated (low bar)
* owns one plant and calls it 'the garden.' one. plant. singular. imagine the delusion applied to a relationship.
the nurse, will keep you calm and then ghost you
* runs to catch the bus. sprints for public transit, walks for love.